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bexlogic:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

brbgottagoread:

Me: *gets anxiety making a phone call* Also me: *feels completely at ease and downright cheerful wandering around unfamiliar city with only vague knowledge of how to get to where I’m going*

tragedyfetishist:

This is how my 2020s been going.

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arietisprimavera:

I think about this all the time

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mariacallous:

marxistbarbie:

realhousewivesgifs:

My employer reading my work experience off my resume

god telling me why she chose to welcome me into heaven 

#my first hour after getting the Pfizer vaccine

so-doggone-funny:

gotta keep em on their toes

tapireye-deactivated20220708:

not now son daddy’s text post is flopping …

Ok… Copenhagen’s beauty relies heavily on its weather. I brought the sun here too! (at Rundetaarn)
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